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Wínny2♥
Heyyy 13064
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JocoF1
hy! e sad, na koju tocno masinu mislis?
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Iron Spi (Sp1r0s)
i find better chicks if you want
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Iron911 [MisterBooster911]
MIxi daj kako uhvatit onu macku jebem joij sve...vec misec dana nisan je uvatia...
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!![Iron] M
The shy, young man is thinking about asking his girl to marry him, but he doesn't know how to say it, so he asks his father, "Dad, what did you say to mum so she married you?"
"I only said 'OH NO!!!' and then we got married the next day
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!![Iron] M
Evo dva kratka vica:
1. Kcerka uzbudjenim glasom govori majci: Mama, dečko me zaprosio, ali ne znam šta da radim ... nije me čestito ni upoznao... Udaj se kćeri, udaj! Ne čekaj da te upozna! 2. Џипси -гатара гледа Муји у длан. - Ммм... Стоји вам неки пут... - Јес' вала! Неки пут ми стоји, а неки пут не!
 
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!![Iron] M
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes." Then he fined the farmer. Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak...why?" "Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat." And he fined the farmer. Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."
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